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 LETTER TO THE THIEVE'S GUILD

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PostSubject: LETTER TO THE THIEVE'S GUILD   9th July 2011, 10:22 am

I don't know if this qualifies as " fan fiction " but I noticed we hadn't got any posts in this section yet so I thought I'd share this. I wrote it a week or so ago as a kind of ' alternative therapy ' having almost thrown my xbox controller against a wall whilst trying again and again to complete one of the " follow the thief to the target " missions in Assassin's Creed II. And you know what, it worked........I felt MUCH better afterwards lol!



An open letter to the thieves guild in Venice



Dear Incompetent tw@ts...

When sending me on an assassination mission, please, please, please just TELL me where the target is and what he looks like. There's REALLY no need for you to send one of your suicidal dumb ass thieves for me to follow to the target, I'm a big boy now who has been living in Venice for several months and I know the place like the back of my hand, probably a lot better than the moronic " guides " you employ. Funny as it is watching your lemming-esque guild members throwing themselves from rooftops to their deaths for no good reason or deliberately seeking out the city guard and starting brawls with them when we are SUPPOSED to be on a hush-hush covert operation, forcing me to restart the whole mission, it is becoming rather tiresome.

Yours Sincerely

A VERY pi$$ed off Enzio !!

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